Once I died and met Death at his doorstep, clothed in ethereal white light. He opened the door after I had rung the doorbell six times, as was instructed when I was breathing my last. In my fists were two silver coins which I had plucked from my closed eyelids, ready to be released to whatever fate-after-death I was entitled to. They had thought perhaps I could bribe my way out of an eternity of hell for one silver coin, then buy my way back to life with the other.
Death, of course, knew and understood my–and their–intentions, but he spoke nothing of it. The hulking darkness hiding behind the door did nothing to ease my nervousness, but there I stood, naked with the glory of my soul awaiting his judgement. I tried to stare past the door into his soul, maybe attempt to instill some fear in him while I had the chance–before I withered before the magnificence of his power.
There was silence for a time, neither of us eager to start what would be my damnation for all of eternity, so we took the time to relax in our positions: he behind his door, and I outside of it. What was strange about this particular door was that there was nothing but a frame–no house, no room, nothing. Just a frame and a doorbell and a wooden door. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Death begin to take himself away from his flimsy defense, drawing up to fill the space between him and the door frame. I had to tilt my head back to find the sinister red orbs of his eyes, mouth still set and determined to find a way out of this mess (it a little unfair that he had the advantage when it came to intimidation).
“So,” came the detached voice, “you’ve died.” There was a hint of uncertainty in it, as if he was afraid he was addressing the situation wrong, or he didn’t quite know what to do with me. I glared back defiantly. His act was not going to sway me.
“Do your worst,” I blurted out, tensing my nonexistent muscles. Or, they did exist, but not anymore. I would have no need for a body in the afterlife, but that wasn’t going to stop me from fighting back. I looked for openings where I could grapple him, tuned myself to the ethereal air. I heard his detached voice open its mouth to say something, then felt a frown coming from the demon in the door frame. Before he could say anything else, I went off again. “You don’t scare me, tough guy,” I growled.
“That’s good,” he replied, relieved.
“You won’t fool me, I know you’re trying to get my guard down, but listen here, bud,” I said, dipping down into a fighting stance. I shot Death my best death stare. “I’m not going down.” Raising my two fists, I tightened my grip on the coins.
“But–”
“Give me life,” I yelled, “Or try and dare wrest the freedom from my hands!” With that I wound up an arm and threw one of the coins at him, breathing heavily. I hadn’t realized I was so worked up.
The glint of the silver coin disappeared without a trace inside Death and we both looked at where it had connected with his darkness. There was a meditative pause for him, and an awkward one for me. I thought I could feel heat spread across my face.
Finally, he said, with hesitant amusement, “That was easy.”
“You think this is a joke?” I sputtered immediately, feigning rage. “You think that my death–my life–is a joke?” Taking one step forward, I thrust my face to his, lip curling.
“I didn’t mean–”
“Well, it’s not! None of this is funny!”
“I’m sorry I offended–”
“But you know what? If that didn’t work, no worries.” A grin snaked its way across my features. “I’ve got another.” And there displayed between my index and middle fingers was a silver coin. “Didn’t see that coming, did you?”
“Well, I did–”
“I’ll make you an offer you can’t resist.”
“That won’t do much, I’m afraid, it’s already–”
“This bad boy for another chance at life, how about that?”
“Please listen to me–”
“Or I can offer a contract–anything, it’s a good bargain, isn’t it? Selling my soul to the devil? It’s the same thing as dying!”
“Actually, no–”
“Okay, fine! You win!” By then I was sobbing, my beautifully crafted facade melting away. Despite my genuine feelings, perhaps I could sway the god with my tears. “Take me to hell! Or whatever pit you have in store for me! I don’t care anymore! Judge me! Look at me! I have nothing to hide!” Death winced and shrank back behind the door again, the nervousness growing in him. He had never been good with strangers.
Silence settled again, occasionally interrupted by my sobs. It felt like an eternity until I felt a hand on my shoulder, comforting. Death had come out of the door frame, seeming to kneel by me. I looked at him, broken.
“It’s… It’s not all that bad, you know,” he said quietly, taking my hands and helping me stand. “You’ll meet lots of new people, and everything will be okay.” The darkness cocked his head to the side, a faint smile felt through the spirit waves. I sniffled for a bit, then nodded.
“Okay,” I said, wiping my eyes. “But that means you don’t get the coin.” Trembling lips. Death thought for a bit, then shrugged.
“I think that’s okay,” he said, slow and warm. “Let’s go.” Cloaked in his arm, I nodded and went along with him into the door frame. The space smelled faintly of ginger snap cookies and tea, like the house of my grandmother.
I suppose it’s not so bad here.